paperback
Really BAD Poetry
By Irving T. Duck. Gleefully terrible verse — free on Kindle, $5.99 in paperback. The only thing worse than the poems is the cover. Sold by Amazon.
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// merch
merch & odd things
Wearable nonsense and miscellaneous oddities from the duck. Printed on demand — every purchase tosses a few crumbs back to the studio.
// the collection
t-shirt
Where are my PANTS?
By Duckward. Soft tri-blend tee asking life's most important question. Printed on demand by Redbubble.
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t-shirt
Do You Have Money for Tacos?
By Duckward. A flowchart tee that finally answers the eternal taco question. Printed on demand by Redbubble.
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t-shirt
Back when I was young and stupid…
By Duckward. A vintage-typewriter tee for anyone who's matured into being old and stupid. Printed on demand by Redbubble.
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